mymompickedthisurl:

an animal not wanting me petting it hurts more than any anon ever could

(via nofourthwall)

wire-man:

There were no survivors.

wire-man:

There were no survivors.

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offisir:

do u ever just cum and it ain’t great and ur like “ok that one was super lame”

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ahndja:

neybooto:

the best feeling in the world is when your teacher says “these essays/papers sucked” and getting yours back with a “nice work!” and a lil smiley bc success is so much sweeter when you know others have failed 

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(Source: neyruto, via beanie-the-destroyer)

embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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(via liquor-liquor-lipss)

applesaucebro:

Me on the outside:

Me on the inside:

benedictcumberbatch:

221bec:

professionalmisandrist:

What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick

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(Source: skeletontrash, via prince--william)