ahndja:

neybooto:

the best feeling in the world is when your teacher says “these essays/papers sucked” and getting yours back with a “nice work!” and a lil smiley bc success is so much sweeter when you know others have failed 

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(Source: neyruto, via beanie-the-destroyer)

embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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(via liquor-liquor-lipss)

applesaucebro:

Me on the outside:

Me on the inside:

benedictcumberbatch:

221bec:

professionalmisandrist:

What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick

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(Source: skeletontrash, via prince--william)

brigwife:

why celsius/centigrade is better than fahrenehenheit

  • easier to spell
  • all water below 0 is ice. easy and logical
  • all water above 100 is steam. easy and logical
  • if it’s 1 degree outside one day and 10 degrees the next you can literally say it’s 10x warmer and you aren’t even exaggerating

why farhenininheniehenhet is better than centigrate/celsius

  • it isn’t

(via answersfromvanaheim)

foxnewsofficial:

livingonthescreens:

foxnewsofficial:

new friend


oh shit ur hot

i will tell pass that on

foxnewsofficial:

livingonthescreens:

foxnewsofficial:

new friend

oh shit ur hot

i will tell pass that on

(via ofools)

izzytail:

Anyone who’s played Skyrim knows this is so true

izzytail:

Anyone who’s played Skyrim knows this is so true

(via lokinne)